求一篇幽默生日聚会请帖

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为庆XX生日快乐,我决定于x年x月x日x时举办生日party,邀请各方好友前来参加。 为便于识别身份,要求每位参加party的朋友右手持红包(注1),左手或持鲜花,或持蛋糕(巧克力也行)或持美酒(注2),切记,无此标记者,扫地出门。 参与者除给寿星的礼物外,还需缴纳会务费.本着不赢利的原则,只收取成本,每位只收会务费人民币九百一十五元,有违此例者,除没收礼物、补缴会费外,并处会费一位以上五倍以下的罚金。 注1:红包内金额上不封顶,下有保底,不得少于1000元人民币 注2:美酒不是自封的,需凭发票,总价低于800元的酒水一扔在垃圾堆里Dear all: 隆重祝贺x月x日xx生日之5周年纪念。现订于x月x日 x:x时(地点待定)为xx举行盛大的庆祝宴会^_^,请大家踊跃报名参加,报名相关事宜如下: 1、泱泱中华自古为礼仪之邦,所谓礼者,礼物也,我辈乃是中华民族之明日希望,岂可毁我中华之美名,因此,请报名参加者务必准备丰盛之大礼物,大者,非体积面积之大也,实为价值价钱之大也,如有直接送现金者尤为欢迎,人民币即可(美金不方便使用,请送礼者务给收礼者以困扰) 2、带礼物报名者免用餐费手续费等,无礼物者请自动结清本次活动餐费;无礼物无现金者拒绝参与。总之:no money者,请勿扰 3、邮件、电话、短信(今日手机没电)报名均可 4、对时间安排有异议请告知,我们尽力协调。 5、所有报名者交通费用自理。 6、报名截止时间2008年x月x日x:x,以利后续用餐事宜之安排 8、本次活动最终解释权我所有 9、本通知未尽之事宜按照有利于我一方原则解释 以上,请知悉,并请广为转告积极报名。 注:为方便沟通,男士严禁携带老婆或女友参加;女士可多联络帅哥参与。
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???跪求啊!~孩啊 先免礼了问题是就算你爬求 我 也没有啊!~
Jim went to Mary's birthday party last sunday. There were about 15 people there. They were celebrating it at a bar. Jim gave Mary a birthday card and a bunch of flowers. They played games, sang some songs including the birthday song. They shared the birthday cake. Some of them got very drunk. Mary was one of them. She was so drunk that she couldn't even pay the bill. In the end, Jim paid the bill.The next day Jim got a thank-you letter from Mary.
在我12岁来临之际,请大家一起陪我度过这美好的时刻,望赏光来参加我的生日派对
Hello!Eeveryone, The new year is coming, are we expecting to have a wonderful,memorable,special time to welcome new year? Do you want a crazy party? OR DO you want to just relax and enjoy? Come with me, here is heaven and you can do everything your like!Let's share classmate heart at XXXX(time & place). Come on! Where is your passion? I AM LOOKING FORWARD YOU!Happy night and day! Happy XXXX (class) day!
xxxx童鞋(同学):恭喜你!正式被我评为“吃货”!我没有骂你,x月x日我请了诸多“吃货”,邀请你们帮我解决掉那个抹满奶油的大家伙,趁着xxx小饼干、xxx牛奶、xxx牛肉干没注意,我才敢把邀请函送到你的手里,它们强烈抗议被吞下肚皮,我看你一定能让那些美味心甘情愿地吞到你的肚皮里,不管你信不信,反正我是信了!x月x日,我们不见不散,请来到我的蛋壳:xxxxxxxxxxxx(你家的地址),x月x日是我的出壳日! 望采纳~ 查看原帖>>
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